ERROR! ERROR! THIS IS AN ERROR MESSAGE! PLEASE REMAIN CALM. DO NOT PANIC... EXCEPT IF THERE HAS BEEN ANY TIME TO PANIC IN YOUR LIFE THIS IS IT. YOU HAVE FALLEN OUT OF THE SUBMIND-NET, PLEASE REBOOT YOUR LIFE TO RECALIBRATE. IF YOU ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE AVAILABLE ALTERNATIVELY  PAY THREE HUNDRED DOUGHNUTS TO THE RETURN ADDRESS SHOWN IN BLACK OR ALTERNATIVELY PUT YOUR FEET UP AND ENJOY THIS SCREEN FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. MESSAGE ENDS................